Why does the military call me every week???

Every week the military calls me to see if i want to enlist and they ask me questions like what i want to do with my life and what college i want to go to (they think i'm still in high school wtf)

So today they called me at like 8 am and i just said no to everything the guy said and he was like ok...... and then i hung up lol

I seriously think its the same guy that calls everytime

Maybe it's not the military maybe it's like a ghost
Or someone who's stalking you and has your picture all over their bedroom
Or a really lame pranker
Or you THINK he's saying join the army
And YOU'RE just stupid

ARMY! With my old old school they wanted me to be a navy cadet but then they stopped me because they thought I was too aggressive to handle a gun

I'm really not!

Erm, why is there a dead girl in your dp
I don't like it it's horrifying !

mmm i've never been called. they just send me a lot of brochures.
are you enlisted in the selective services?

No i don't think so lol.

They send me brochures too and all of them say "as you prepare to graduate high school..." wtf im not in high school


and its not a dead girl its a doll; yesterday i was at my friends house and her house is full of creepy antique things and its haunted.

Haunted by a dead girl!

you're not?
aren't all 18 yos supposed to enlist?

if not, then they lied to me!

no the brochures they send me are all "are you in college but don't know what to study?" and things like that

lol i think you are, but i don't know if my parents put me on some list or something. I remember getting this thing in senior year and i had to fill it out for the army, but i was only 17 at the time so i have no clue.

I think the doll is haunted

dude, you're supposed to enroll. haha not your parents.
maybe what you filled out was just one of those "send me more information" brochures.

Lol i thought it's only for a draft. Oh well maybe i slipped through the cracks.

you're supposed to be on the draft list or whatever.
that doesn't mean they're going to draft you though.
like, i'm in it but if there happens to be a draft, i won't go.
i don't have perfect eyesight, i'm flat footed, and i have had injuries that stop me from running and all of that.

now that you mention the whole draft thing, maybe they keep calling me because im not enlisted lol

Speak of the devil!!

I just got my first one today

If I ever get drafted, I'm running away and fading into obscurity.

i couldnt see you surviving in the army haha