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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:30 am

Apparently I'm experiencing Granloa-Gate, the Bricker 2 version. Only it's with cereal.
So, Nicole and I have been getting along WAY better lately. And I guess she got bored of things like that, and started getting grouchy at me last night. Not, like, saying anything mean, just unresponsive and dirty looks. She had an old friend over, and when we found out that we're both dancers, we started bonding over that and I guess Nicole maybe got annoyed because I butt in where I shouldn't have. Anyway, she had been acting pissy at me since BEFORE today, that's the point.
I got back from groceries around two with all my Superbowl-party groceries (Nicole had been asleep up until that point) and at that point she had "just woken up." I fix myself some lunch, sit down to eat, and she asks me if I know who's been eating her cereal. I kind of know where this is going already, so I just ask "Which cereal?" And she holds up a box of Special K. Vanilla Almond. Now, the only thing that makes this situation look slightly bad on me is I DID have the same cereal, but that was in, like, the first week back after Christmas, and I ate it in front of her and everything. I said no, obviously, because I definitely didn't even ACCIDENTALLY eat hers (we keep it in different cupboards) and she puts on this seething tone and goes "Well, I asked everyone else in the apartment and they all said no."
Point one: How does she know "everyone else" is telling the truth? They have just as much of a chance of being liars as I do.
Point two: How did she ask "everyone else" when Kylie and Priya are gone for the weekend and we haven't seen Cailtin in days?
Point three: She should have just come out and asked me "Did you eat my cereal," but she was a total punk about how she asked me.
Point four: If she was planning on implying that I was a liar and was sooo sure I ate it, why did she even ask me?
Seriously, I'm getting really REALLY sick of being the scapegoat for everything that goes wrong in this apartmet. Remote's broken? Bree must have broken it. Shit's spilled? Bree must have spilled it. Food is missing? Bree must have taken it. To quote Eva, I may be loud (or, in their eyes, a huge nerd) but I'm not a thief.
I'm the cleanest damn person in the apartment, and I just spent my whole Friday afternoon cleaning THEIR dishes because they made the sink smell like it had rotting corpses in it. And never got a Thank You. So even if I HAD eaten some cereal, which I DIDN'T, I'd say it's not something to nitpick over when a girl is washing your damn dishes.

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Post  Jilpen on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:35 am

You should have just taken out a bowl and ate her damn cereal in her face...but I guess that would have been immature. I don't know what to tell you, blame them for something you know they didn't do. Arrow
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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:39 am

My method of coping today was to completely avoid her, but I now think maybe that makes me look more guilty. Do I care? Not THAT much, because I still know I didn't take the damn cereal. But honestly, all it succeeded in doing was her telling a bunch of people how much she hates me.
Honestly, it's times like this when I just miss my home so much.

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:40 am

Are you a bunch of university students sharing an apartment?

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Post  Jilpen on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:44 am

I know how you feel. I was always blamed for eating people's things in college too. Well, I'm being blamed by a bunch of people on the ANTM boards that I nor do any of the regulars know as a "sockpuppet" and I am apparently Modernday, Deacons, Toxic. Strange Sounds has really gone off the deep end. It's times like this when I wish I could go back to work and forget about these boards...because taking care of the baby only takes so much time and the rest the day I'm stuck watching soap operas... Embarassed So, yeah the boards better go back to normal. Oh, and eat that bitch's cereal.
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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:45 am

Apartment-style residence. So all the daunting responsibilities of an apartment but the gloom of not getting to choose your roommates. It's supposed to be four people, but two rooms in each apartment got doubled up so there are six of us. The colourful cast includes:
Bree: relatively normal.
Nicole: extroverted, spoiled, and entitled.
Kylie: passive, bitchy, and up Nicole's ass.
Priya: sweet, but never around.
Jess: sweet but spacey and really messy.
Caitlin: the most normal, but also the most messy/least responsible.

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:49 am

Hmm... From my own experience, it sometimes comes to annoying disputes like these when living with other students. You're not used to seeing each other day in day out. I guess Nicole is just having a meltdown, and probably thinks it's OK to blame it on others. If you want drama, sure, eat her cereals. Just tell her you didn't eat her goddamn cereals and that it's ridiculous to fight about such a silly little thing.

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Post  Jilpen on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:50 am

Exactly, In other words there is nothing you really can do.
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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:50 am

Tell them you are a princess of the throne and that they're messing with a Child of God

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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:51 am

I think so. My general "plan," if you can call it that (more of an outlook, really) is to just go on being myself, i.e. NOT a thief, don't give them a reason to think I took anything, and then no matter how bitchy they get, I will always know in my heart that I'm not the asshole.

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:54 am

Yes, because generally, when a person feels guilty, he or she often freaks out and starts accusing others instead. Just be cool. You know you didn't eat them. The best weapon against bitches-up-your-ass is cool silence and pretend like nothing happened, because you're way too cool and have too much other stuff in your life to deal with than her Vanilla Almonds. Cool

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Post  Jilpen on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:55 am

Or, you could combine Dominique and Whitney's arguement and call them racist and yell about not being able to find the Saran Wrap. It would make you look crazy but they will NEVER mess with you again.
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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:57 am

for reals.
the best way to stop an argument is by being random.
the more random your comment is, the better.
you should start singing in italian or something

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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:17 am

I DO know how to sing in Italian!
Also in German.

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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:21 am

sing them sehnsucht!!

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:23 am

I think Du Hast is better in her situation.

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Post  Cowboy Breebop on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:25 am

Only know classical... I don't have enough testicles to sing Du Haust.

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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:27 am

how about "mein herz brennt"
because your heart is burning with the passion of being called a thief!

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:30 am

I would also like to recommend Die Toten Hosen's "Hier Kommt Alex". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-yqPhItr8
Tihihi, The Dead Pants.

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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:32 am

haha i sang that song in rockband and everyone was like O_o wtf since when do you speak german? and i was all "i don't, i was just making noises"

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:33 am

Holy guacamole, you sang Hier Kommt Alex? I have never in my life (lol) heard of someone who's heard that song.

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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:35 am

it's in rockband 2 and guitar hero :/

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:36 am

Oh. pale

Damn it, I've loved that song for much longer! My Dad played me the song after he'd lived in Germany, and that was like 1995-6.

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Post  AdultCookies on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:40 am

i hadn't heard of it before rockband.
you know who i like? tatu.
they're awesome and they have great VOICES <<<click

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Post  younevergofullretard on Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:42 am

I liked them when I was younger. I totally believed their lezbo act.

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