Dearest Killian.

Do you own a kilt?.. or man skirt.. and can you take a picture with it on after all its st.pattys day.

lmao

I own neither a kilt nor a man skirt.

I'll update you on that as I get gradually more insane on sugar rushes. hehe!

LIEEEESS!!!
jk


I was just wondering cause me and my cousin were ugh fighting-ish
This is what happened:

*st. patricks day parade*
"Hey mel look that guys wearing a skirt! ." MATT
"Ugh I think its called a kilt...."MEE
"pffff thats just a way to make it seem manly! Its totally a Man skirt" MATT
"Im gunna mention that to My friend killian." MEE
"okay..... why?"MATT
"hes Irish...why else"MEEE
"OH......MY......GOD TELL HIM TO TAKE A PICTURE IN A MAN SKIRT AND THAN SHOW ME!!!!"MATT
"err...HOKAY!!" MEE
*end of conversation*

Pft. I wish I could pull off a kilt.

eh...eh...eh Man skirt!

i thought kilts were a scottish thing rather than an irish thing?

Im american. everything is irish.. skirts.. beer... cornbeef... cabbage... rabbits.. yeah you know..

luck of the Irish....

Kilts are indeed Scottish, but people always presume we wear them that we've come to embrace it. And though we don't have bagpipes as one of our national instruments, we DO have Uilleann Pipes. Which are almost the same thing. Almost.

I saw a Simpsons episode of where Grandpa goes to Ireland and it was so full of Irish stereotypes it made me go: And then:

Is loch ness in Ireland? I think they went to loch ness one episode too!

borrow one of your mam!

i borrow my dads clothes.. like this old man cardign stuck a cinch belt round it and wow a hot slouchy cardigan

and his tux top too lol

xo

noo loch ness is in Scotland

is butter a carb?

Loch Ness is in Scotland.

It does tend to be frustrating at times when the Irish and Scottish are mistaken for eachother a lot. I don't know, I guess the stereotype comes with it all I think. I mean, every country is percieved a certain way by other countries, right?

... Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

Are cheese fries Irish? I don't know what's what anymore

yes, pretty much.


what are kalteen bars?

I wish. At least then I'd have an excuse to eat them more than I already do. But cheese is bad for my throat so I can't eat it as much anymore.

They're these weird nutrition bars my Mom uses to lose weight.

it's all in like swedish or something

what about Hagis????

Yeah, everyone in Ireland can speak Swedish.

Edit: Haggis is traditionally Scottish.

i really wanna lose pounds

How about the blood and kidney pie? Is that Irish? I don't think I know anything about the Irish people....or that general area lol

Oh My God, what are you talking about? You're so skinny!

I think our only really traditional food is the potato. Which, in a cruel twist of irony, killed about a million people during the Famine when the crops got the Blight.

ugh shut up

Irish and Scottish
aren't they like the same???