THOU SHALT NOT BE IN THIS COMPETITION!

WELCOME!


How is everyone doing!? I hope good, because I have really stepped up my normal video blogs, or better known as VLOGS about the comeptition. I hope you like the video. My normal critiques where about 20 minutes long, but I condensed them to a colorful, creative and fun 8 minute videos with...


THE ACTUAL JUDGES OF AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!




I know! How exciting! The video is posted below:

https://www.youtube.com/user/ballardmerross

FAQ:

How do I see the video? The link will take you to my YOUTUBE Channel and there you will see a playlist IMDBNTM Cycle 3. Click that, then find week three! Have fun! Grab the popcorn! Karasu, call Lauren over and cuddle! Everyone get excited! It's about to get fun!

Hey!! We agreed that Sara's picture was amazing!!! My favorite of this week by far

it would be a legitimate critique if instead of saying "it's not good" or "i don't like it" you gave actual evidence to support your opinions. but you don't, so that just proves even more that you have no idea what you're talking about. but, i have to give you props for finding all those sound clips and putting that together! looks like it took a while. and you seem much less angry on film, more sarcastic.

Maybe what the "real" judges were his critiques only that he didn't really mention/specify it or not hehe. All I know is that I agreed on his opinion on me and Sara

haha, this was so great. at least you put in the top 4. and maybe you had a point. maybe i think too much while i'm taking the photos(my boyfriend is watching me type this and said "yeah, you think too much" lol). anyway. top 4 for you at least. yay!!

yay im happy for everyone

I definitely agree that Sara's photo was stunning. The only negatives I had with it were the size, because it didn't fit entirely on my computer screen so I would have to scroll to see it in its entirety, but when I did in the video it was fantastic, and the fact that you were supposed to come off as more glamorous and expensive. However, I love the laid back feeling of it.

This is the very first time I actually agree with Ballard on something! I'm sorry but I also really don't get the love for Mikiel's shot this week. It was a BIG drop from the first week IMO and it should have been called lower IMO. Chatal's pic was amazing though, so was Sara's and Karasu's.

Aw thanks for saving me Ballard!

And it's so cool, because my usual voice sounds kind of like Sam's voice in that there video, only slightly deeper obviously.

Your welcome! I worked really hard on it.

Haha, this was really cool Ballard. Although I disagree with you on 90% of your call-out order, I like how you are more respectful this cycle. I think if you could offer a little more criticism on how to improve, it would be even better. Even though you were a complete dick last season, I still took your advice, and it helped. So I DO think you know what you're talking about, you just need to present your ideas better

hmmmmmmmm, everyone always says their call-out order is different, but i think everyone should post their own if they're gonna say that!! someone start a thread for it!!

LOL i loved it!!!

next week, im gonna video my critiques and senfd thme to you and you have to add them in

ZOMG all thge judges should how effing awesome would that be haha

unless you want me to scare people, i'm not doing that.
people are scared of my voice and i might sound drunk.

Might sound drunk? hmmm I think maybe your hurting inside....


Opps. this isn't the Tyra show, go on about your business.

yeah i might be drunk, but isn't that funner?

According to Tyra it means your hurting inside lol on her show Tyra told a lady that eats toilette paper that she did it b/c she was "hurting inside".

Bitch plz....

i saw that.

and eating scabs is a form of "self-mutilation".
i pick my scabs, but mostly cause they itch. i'd never eat them but i'd like to think it's just a rarer form of picking your nose and eating your boogers.

Self mutilation HA! As if that girl was a crack head lookin for another hit lol Tyra thinks everything is cuz your "hurting inside", maybe the toilette paper girl was hurting inside...but only cuz her intestines were stopped up lol

do you ever think Tyra has or thinks she has everything she diagnoses the people on both shows with?

i wouldn't be surprised if Tyra holds a special revealing she has Ass-burgers or whatever.

Why wouldn't she, she makes every show about her or her mama lol Every time I've seen it she starts going off on tangents about herself and her mom. She's probably building up for the big reveal episode with heather on as a guest...but then she'll just hog the camera and talk about her problems lol

Tyra: so Heather, how was it for you when you were diagnosed?

Heather: well I-

Tyra:*cuts off* Yeah, whenever the doctor told me, and my mom was sitting right there with me, I felt like, oh my god, what am I going to do? But I learned to cope with it and it would not stop me from being America's Next Top Model.

Heather: ...........................................................................................

YEAH exactly! that could be a transcript of the interview no joke lol Did you notice when she was talking to the scab girl, she started talking about how she used to wait for the bus and pick her nails (b/c she used to be normal just like everyone else)? lol

that was before they programmed her to be less life-like.

remember that movie she did? Life Size?

Based On a True Story. just in reverse.

OMG, you guys have already seen me vlog my ass off, I will SO do it!! It'll be an excuse to work my Flip camera!!