Jilpen....

k well im off. hopefully i wont come back here to see an argument about underage drinking lol

underage drinking is the shit.

Bree or Brie or Bry or whatever the fuck your name is, can we PLEASE stop being so saintly? Mimi was a psychotic bitch. De NEVER made fun of her grandmother. Mimi's pictures were so ghetto that De just said that her grandmother was probably taking them, having NO idea that her grandmother was dead. And what the fuck kind of bitchy, make-me-feel-sympathetic-for-you move was that for mimi to say My grandmother is dead and the other one has Alzheimer's disease! Like oh my god, what were we going to do? Say omfg I'm so sorry mimi rest in peace mimi's grandmother you were a saintly woman mimi you're just such a goddess because you're grandmother is dead? Fuck no. I feel bad her grandmother died and I'm in no way saying that it's funny to make fun of someone's lost loved-one, but for her to bring it up in that sense was ESSENTIALLY EXPLOITING HER OWN GRANDMOTHER'S DEATH AND THE OTHER ONE'S ALZHEIMERS TO INSPIRE SYMPATHY FOR HER! That's fucking insane! Mimi was mean, immature, and a bitch, and deserves everything that's done in retaliation against her. And I don't give a fuck if I'm mean, I know I'm mean. But like avess says, most of you need to pull the sticks out of your asses and realize that not everything I say is serious.

And like someone else said, I don't think what we're saying about Mimi is ANY different than what most people say about the other girls on ANTM. Mimi put herself in a public place and we should be able to criticize her in the exact same way that people criticize the girls on ANTM. I bet Bree or Brie or Bry wouldn't complain if we decided to have a Dominique-bashing week or a Saleisha-bashing week.

Bree is Silent, Milla.

milla, provide us with some criticism about this mimi's photos. u know what i mean?

suppose i never ever met you

Are we still talking about me and my gram?

No problem.

First Picture

Not her worst. Her eyes are dead, she looks tired, and we could all sense that mimi would be the one who gave no consideration to the background in her pictures with this shot. But her face looks disproportionate mainly because of the angle she has her head at.

Second

Not a bad shot either. But it's not terribly inventive either. Her pose is fashiony for a dead person, and her face actually matches the theme of the shoot, but I don't know if that's due to the fact that her face is always dead or the fact that she's actually following the brief for the shot.

Third:

Her best picture. The pose is alright, the way she's holding her body though isn't as powerful as I think the shot called for. Her face is dead and the makeup is wearing her, not the other way around.

Fourth:

Once again, the background is the biggest issue. Why on earth would she not think to at least go in front of a blank wall or something? It just shows an overall lack of creativity and laziness in terms of producing a good shot. Her fingers are OVER the product's name, and her smile is nice but it's just a lame shot.

Fifth:

Neck is far too strained, her pose isn't even entirely in the frame, and she's ON HER FREAKING FLOOR HOLDING A PIECE OF PAPER. She obviously wasn't trying as hard as everyone else, and it was clear that it was her time to go. Her face is dead, and the shot overall looks rushed and lazily thrown together much like her other shots.



And when each of us would TRY to talk nicely to mimi and tell her what could be improved by her pictures, she would flip out and start saying stuff about OUR pictures. She's crazy.

quitate la ropa
si estas caliente quitate la ropa. TOMA.

Speaka ENGRISH, you stupid little retaaahd!

Has anyone ever seen Drop Dead Gorgeous? What I just said will only be funny if you have...

the one with denisse richards, brittany murphy, and that girl whose name i seem to have forgotten?
yes i have.

yyy voy a hablar todos los lenguajes que se me antojen. pfft.

Amy Adams!

All of a sudden I got a hankering for mexican food.

yes amy adams, but i wasn't talking about her.
i'm talking about interview with a crazy/spiderman marie who brings it girl.

connan, want a new reggaeton video?

KIRSTEN DUNST

Of course, I need a distraction!

YES HER!

ok which ones have i sent? the corn one and the one that reminded me of that commercial, right?

Damn, you judged her pictures strongly.

JABBAWOCKEEZ!
NEXT TOP MODEL!

and i think they mention tyra, i'm not sure.

Yes the Maize one (classic). And the one from the commercial optimum lol

That's ok, you can judge my photo's as harshly as you want. I work as a high fashion model in Paris now. Also I've dropped the mimi and just go by hurricane now.

watch the one i just sent.
it's by daddy yankee.
he's the most famous reggaetonero or whatever.