Who has da facebook? *ADD THIS SHIT!*

https://www.facebook.com/inbox/updates.php#/profile.php?id=1473120118&ref=name


Add my asshole profile!

where does your last name come from? is it Italian?

It reminds me of cigarettes.

Yayayaya, it's Italian.

SCORE! you should become a mafia member, your name sounds like something from Goodfellas.

my second name is also italian

what is it? Fabrizio? Valentino? Fabio? Guiseppe? Or my favourite: Pierluigi?

You've been added!

I'm gonna wait until I have a bunch of friend requests so I can add them all at the same time! You will be approved, hottatamamatmamaltmatlatmrain!

so all your friends can go like "OMG THE GOD OF FRIENDS"?

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

just so you know, joe, I'M not adding you.

Jono, we already friends you trick!

exactly.

facebook is weird, and I love how some people update their status like 37 times a day. I became a late member after, what, 2 years of its existence.

I hate the detailed updates too! It's like " Bob is taking a piss" " "Bob is stepping out without washing his hands" "Bob just shook hands with Sally" and so on...

I hate the more "philosophical" updates. like "Sven is sunny-side up" or "Sven believes in world peace". Bob and Sven should meet. hoedown!