Why does American Vogue have the crappiest fashion spreads!?!?

I'm completely in love with Japanese and French Vogue, many fashion spreads are almost even art. American Vogue is so damn mainstream and conventional that I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it. It's like they're afraid of doing something with too much edge, too greasy, too rough. British Vogue is a bit more OK, but kind of boring too. They're both way too polished. Hell, even Chinese Vogue is cooler. (I'm only talking about the fashion spreads.)

Vogue is so 1996.

it's all about W now.

I like V Magazine and Número. But Vogue is still the reigning queen bitch of fashion magazines.

i think Vogue has been on a steady decline, but the foreign versions still have some great spreads.

greatER spreads, if I may say so... I think the American Vogue spreads are a bit too Michael Kors-ish and Donna Karan-ish. Too clean-cut. Uhm, not really surprising though, considering that they're both yanks.

Hey depab, is your avatar your outfit for Mel's wedding? Will you be the falcon/guest?

yeah, I'm kind of short on money, so I thought I'd go for haute roadkillouture, ya know. you have no idea how much you can save by doing that! I will be the Millenium Falcon of the night, hun. if I'm invited. otherwise I'll crash the wedding and eat all the nuts and seeds on the floor.

Because I'm not in them.

Your invited Depab! Of course you have to be there, not too many people can pull off the falcon look. You have to sit right up in the front row and pick off the guests dressed as mice (people me and mel don't like will be dressed as mice)

buahahah. this wedding will be EPIC. poor killian.. didnt even see it coming..

I hope you know i'm not serious.

I know. I just like that face..

Can I like.... PECK!PECK!PECK! on your heads?? I'm kind of having this thing for.. pecking people's heads. I swear, I'll try not to make any nasty gashes. However... the last wedding I attended ended up with the police interrogating me about it being some kind of a massacre. Everyone had holes in their heads. Maybe if I ride my Millenium Falcon you will all be safe.

OK I need to find out what kind of drugs I've been taking, or write a psychedelic song about Charles Manson and animals.

why manson?
write about that karla girl.

MeLiSsA-RoSe wrote:buahahah. this wedding will be EPIC. poor killian.. didnt even see it coming..

we're all invited right?

HAHAHA that's exactly what we were looking for. You'll even have a part of the wedding related to you. At the very end of the wedding we will set up a slideshow (kind of like the award shows "people we lost this year"). It will say "people we lost during this ceremony" and pictures of all those guests we didn't like will fade in and out. We will also post pictures of you attacking them. In the background Mel will hit the cd player and The Circle of Life will start playing


CIRCLE OF....... LIFFFFFFFE!

just invite yourself.
it's what i did.

okay, fabulous, i am gonna have front row seating.

No, no, no, wait I know exactly which killer I should write a song about : Issei Sagawa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa).

HAHAHAHA and YOU will be Simba, hottamale. Someone's gonna lift you up, bitch!

I can't be simba, Killian is Simba I'm sazu the parrot lol BUT now that Jonny is coming to the wedding he can be Mufassa!

O_o
wtf?!

That's some deep shit right there, "absorb her energy".... what is that, Heroes??? He's not invited to the wedding....

HAHAHAHAHA big mofoing lol at the Heroes comparison!!!!!
seriously, that shit is retarded.

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