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Lindsay i was going to defend you and stuff
cause i think people are being silly
except you basically just like said everything i would of said only better

seth binzer, fred durst, will sasso, bruce willis, mark mcgrath

omg hillarious

LMAO OOPS I'm sorry I only read the first page
Ignore me! Shitt!

lol you always only read the first page, but anyways go ahead, it stops all this bs, btw interesting 5

Thankyou haha all my friends think I have gross taste and I guess I do
Anyway


I don't know 100% what's going on here but WOO COZY I LOVE YOU ROCK YEAH! WOO YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

I was wondering how there were 15 pages of this when i first looked at it, and then I understood it wouldn't be filled with lists and rambling sexual desire.

It actually got so long that I started taking notes on the important stuff.

Because all this dramers is like soooo importants.

So here's what I found to be most astounding about this thread (this is observationalism NOT antagonism).

-First and foremost the hilarity of the faces Jilpen and Nigel pulled.

- Voldemort saying: "the minute you can get a honest first call out then you can come up to me"
Uhh, honestly Im pretty sure he got that right off the bat, week one. And you can't travel through computer monitors so this statement makes less than no sense. Come up to you? What?

- Voldemort also saying: "JIL, I know the thing about my son was so stupid, how dare she attack a kid, but you know what, I forgave her for calling my kid mischievious, because she doesn't know him, so i could care less, that's why i told her to just forget about it, it's cool, but she's still stupid and a dumb judge!"

I say if you don't want a bunch of strangers saying something even SLIGHTLY offensive in regards to your child, don't post their pictures and talk about them. What do you expect? And if what was said was her calling him mischievious, I've heard four year olds come up with more insulting slander. Also note the "but she's still stupid and a dumb judge!" ahhhh the language and maturity of first grade. How I miss the good ol days.

- Once again Voldemort's skewed interpretation of reality: "im a photographer before a model and the photographer has to be able to capture the ad, the moment, the purpose of the photo shoot and that means that they are entitled to be the biggest bitches in the world and if i tell you that you suck, make it better, because without me you will either be a porn star or a runway model if that, because without a book you ain't getting no job, my spout isn't worthless, it's very purposeful."

WHAT. the. fack? The inane tripe that Tyrade spews is more cohesive to reality than this statement. Photographers are /not/ entitled to be the biggest bitches in the world. Let me set that clear, if anyone goes on to model and work with a photog (arent you soon Connan?) DO NOT let them make you feel inferior or like they rule the universe. To do so is ludacris, no matter what the final product may be. ANNNNNDdddd the worst part is it's coming from a less than mediocre photographer. So what if a company paid you for a pic? Just because a hooker sells a handjob doesnt mean shes good in bed.

- Chantal putting Zac Efron on her top 5 celebrities to sleep with. My friend smoke ganja with him!

- Someone imitated Mel. Where is she? Has anyone noticed her posting or online in the past week(s)? The law office of Connan & Mel is sure to go under in these times of an economic downturn without her!

- Dead Like Me was turned into a movie?!?!? I didn't know other people watched that show, it was sooo under the raydar here. There was just a marathon on a few days ago and I was shocked, was it to promote the movie maybe?

- Someone started shortening names to a single letter? Uhm. That's not a nickname. That's just laziness.

- Killian forgave the nineties for taking his blonde hair. That was nice of him. Especially when the 90s was uberlame in it's amazing sort of ways.

- Someone on the planet is attracted to Fred Durst.

"So what if a company paid you for a pic? Just because a hooker sells a handjob doesnt mean shes good in bed."

lmao.

i brought you a present for your loveliness, Jeraldo. It's a mexican jumping bean.
don't give it sugar

Jeraldo, you just scared the crap out of me. What if the photographer goes bipolar on me and starts spouting crazy shit like "If I don't click this button, you don't eat tonight". I can't be fierce if I'm thinking about that LOL

BTW Mel sent me a telepathic message, she says she's gonna sue you for causing her mental distress by referring to the economy

I think I'd like mexican jumping bean cereal for breakfast. Yumm milky taste of hard work and chilli powder.
Thank you!


Do you know the person Connan? Are they the type that would just be like "smile with your eyes or their mine! if these arent fierce enough for my portfolio youll be searchin for flapjacks in denny's dumpster your whole life." If so you got yourself into another pickle, if not it's doubtful that anyone would be that good at hiding schizophrenia.

I've met him once before and he didn't seem like a weirdo. but people change when they're working (I become much more serious at work). He very well might flip out and send me to Denny's. Lucky for me I'm not above dumpster diving. LOL If he made some kind of insulting comment I'd probably be like "Screw you, I'm going home"

hurrah for jeraldo!
lol

and Cozy, why are you such a spaz?

..i haven't been sleeping like at all

and i just discovered the beautiful narrative power of the emoticon

and also

haha. it's all true except the last one