What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:17 am

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:18 am

haha what?

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:22 am

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:23 am

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

Chantal_Jade Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:27 am

i thought you might know better then to tell sick jokes like this after the baby p stuff

okay i dont know the context of it and baby is proberly another meaning or word for something but to somebody who doesnt know its still rather well alot sick

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:28 am

it's just a joke.
i don't think we condone the harm of babies. Razz

wait, what's the "baby p" stuff?

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:30 am

Of course! It's just that I found that dead baby joke site and thought someone else would know what I was on about (they did phew!)
I'm sorry!!

Chantal_Jade Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:33 am

its okay lol

just finished watching beauty and the beast so my emotions are anger because of that gaston and sadness when beast died and now happiness

im such a sucka for disney films

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:33 am

a baby died cause the mother, boyfriend, and their lodger beat him or something like that.

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:34 am

Mr. Janice wrote:a baby died cause the mother, boyfriend, and their lodger beat him or something like that.

ah, well that is sick, but i don't think the baby jokes are meant to strike a nerve about that, so i'm sorry if it made you think of it.

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:36 am

but i mean, that happened two years ago. it is sad and everything but why would the dead baby jokes be about him?

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:38 am

Channy said she was just emotional because she watched Beauty & the Beast. idk, i'm just here to look pretty.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:39 am

lol it was ages ago but i'm honestly sorry if i offended. i'll stop
and haha beauty and the beast are the best couple i've ever seen

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:39 am

Am i horrible for laughing out loud at the trampoline joke? pale

Chantal_Jade Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:40 am

ah no mate, forget about it.. ahh i should get to bed and watch some Jeremy Kyle lol

night all
xo

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:40 am

yes and no Very Happy

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:41 am

ahah jeremy kyle comes on this late?! and niteee!

Chantal_Jade Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:42 am

haha yes ITV1 get it on

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:43 am

farewell Channy!

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:44 am

idek what jeremy kyle is but goodnight Very Happy

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:46 am

Jeremy kyle is a british talk show
Like jerry springer and maury
But without the extreme stupids
Extreme profanities
Violence
Tits
And general absurdity

It's like a down to eart Jerry Springer that isn't fake and the host is like some therapist as opposed to a random funny man

BUT He shouts at his guests

It's funny

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:47 am

shouting at people is fun

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:48 am

Avess wrote:Jeremy kyle is a british talk show
Like jerry springer and maury
But without the extreme stupids
Extreme profanities
Violence
Tits
And general absurdity

It's like a down to eart Jerry Springer that isn't fake and the host is like some therapist as opposed to a random funny man

BUT He shouts at his guests

It's funny

so it's like Dr. Phil.

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:49 am

ppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dr. phill ain't no doctor.

i'm going to start going by dr. nigel, just cause.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:51 am

YES! But still less dumb
Lmao i'm sorry

I can't stand american reality tv Embarassed

AMERICAN BIG BROTHER pale

Sponsored content

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?