What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

jinkies?

Avess wrote: jinkies?

find another clue, Velma/Blue?

Yes it means goodbye


and i know people dont act like that. The OC was set there (obviously) and they didnt say dude or like every 5 seconds. They were actually pretty likable

omg a joke thread! yes!

what did the baby printer say to the baby copier?






do you want to play-giarise?

hahahahahahahlmao....im so lame.

LMAO!! I DON'T GET IT :'(

OH! I just realised what your avatar was Johnny - I met Saunders, she was a BITCH! Dawn French is much nicer. It should be her in your pic

Why would you wrap squirrels in packing tape?










































So they don't explode when you fuck 'em.

i still don't get it, nor do i get how it's supposed to be anything close to funny.

Avess wrote:OH! I just realised what your avatar was Johnny - I met Saunders, she was a BITCH! Dawn French is much nicer. It should be her in your pic

was she really? i think she's faaaaaaaaaaaabulous. what did she do?

personally, i think Joanna Lumley is the shit, the funniest thing about Ab Fab, but AbFab avatards are hard to find... i really want one of her though.

Mr. Janice wrote:the hills/laguna beach/and all the other spin offs can basically smd.

Right on, those shows want the viewer to suck their dick, when it should be vice versa.




Also I have the unfunniest baby joke which I have to tell because this got me into the mood.

One time when my dad was my age, he worked at a waste station.. and found a dead baby in a plastic bag.

Okay I guess that wasn't a joke at all.

Jennifer saunders - she is fabulous but she looked so mardy and bored of the public and frumpy
Dawn French was like LALALA HAHAHA just as you'd expect her to be
And she was short and fat and pretty and lovely
And Jennifer Saunders was just really
Pushy and antisocial and cold and diva-ish

She's still amazing