Re: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:52 am

Dr. Nigel, why won't my kids obey me?

whenever they're bad, i tell them to stop and they don't listen, so i just let them keep doing it because i think spanking is wrong. and they walk all over me and i'm so stupid that i'm wondering whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:53 am

what about antm?

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:53 am

Jonny-boy wrote:Dr. Nigel, why won't my kids obey me?

whenever they're bad, i tell them to stop and they don't listen, so i just let them keep doing it because i think spanking is wrong. and they walk all over me and i'm so stupid that i'm wondering whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

basically, because you're a bad parent Sad

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:54 am

Mr. Janice wrote:what about antm?

fuck antm.

IMDBNTM is all you need to get through your week.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:01 am

of course antm
oopies
that beats any shit ever

the hills
i don't get it
my sister loves it
who cares about some random poor ho

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:02 am

The hills suck because it's pseudo reality

**AdultCookies** Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:02 am

the hills/laguna beach/and all the other spin offs can basically smd.

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:03 am

Avess wrote:
the hills
i don't get it
my sister loves it
who cares about some random poor ho

i thought those shows were about rich white people with "problems"???

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:04 am

Yeah but that one bitch needs money to go to new york and her rich parents dont wanna give her the money

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:05 am

Karasu wrote:Yeah but that one bitch needs money to go to new york and her rich parents dont wanna give her the money

poor baby.
so she didn't get an advance for being on the show?
or not enough?
god, why am i pretending to be interested. someone tell the ho to work the streets like the rest with us.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:05 am

i didn't mean poor like that!
poor as in

oh woe is me

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:06 am

She might break a nail affraid

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:07 am

Avess wrote:i didn't mean poor like that!
poor as in

oh woe is me

that moron.

Karasu wrote:She might break a nail

a $3 case of clip-ons will solve this.

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:08 am

She wouldent wear anything that cost under 300 dollars

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:09 am

i'll sell her $300 clip-ons. more. than. happy to.

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:09 am

NITE PEOPLE
I have to be up soon
Look what you've done!

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:09 am

if this thread ends up in the recap, i'll die happy.

we'll all therefore be receiving the Jael pre-corpsefriend edit.

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:10 am

Avess wrote:NITE PEOPLE
I have to be up soon
Look what you've done!

sex

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:10 am

Excuse me!

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:11 am

Avess wrote:Excuse me!

i mean ~~sex~~ goodnight love.

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:12 am

One time i watched laguna beach and two surfer tools were talking and this was their convo:

I made those names up*****

Breslin: dude like i really like kacey dude like

cheryl" dude like you should go for it dude like dude

tammy: dude like lets go catch some waves dude

breslin: dude like maybe ill meet a chick dude like

Avess Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:13 am

NO!
I best wake up dry!
I'm a married man!

LET ME R.I.P. like dude

Karasu Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:13 am

ok man peace like dude

word up to your homies like dude

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:14 am

Karasu wrote:One time i watched laguna beach and two surfer tools were talking and this was their convo:

I made those names up*****

Breslin: dude like i really like kacey dude like

cheryl" dude like you should go for it dude like dude

tammy: dude like lets go catch some waves dude

breslin: dude like maybe ill meet a chick dude like

yes, but were they hot? stupidity is forgivable amongst eye candy via the MUTE button.

Jonny-boy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:14 am

Avess wrote:NO!
I best wake up dry!
I'm a married man!

LET ME R.I.P. like dude

you're married. affraid

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